Watch Game of Thrones Season 1, Episode 1 for free on HBO. Strike Back. The flashy adventures, all over the world, of British secret service MI6s dashing special ops team Section 20s fearless hotshots. Scott and Stonebridge. Ricky Gervais, Russell Brand and Peter Kay one liners. British humour as strong as ever with scores of comics in top 5. The official website for The Ricky Gervais Show on HBO, featuring videos, images, schedule information and episode guides. The Ricky Gervais Video Podcast is hosted by the nice, friendly technical geniuses at Positive Internet and is expertly produced by Plumplard. Zm8YaKy024/hqdefault.jpg' alt='Ricky Gervais Season 1 Episode 3' title='Ricky Gervais Season 1 Episode 3' />Peter Kay has won the crown of funniest one liner ever with clogs gag. The legendary Tommy Cooper still a favourite taking places two and three. There were surprise entries for Steve Martin and Rowan Atkinson. By. Stuart Woledge. Published. 1. 3 1. BST, 3. 0 August 2. Tommy Cooper right took second and third places. The legend that was Tommy Cooper took second place with Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was. They charged one. One of the larger than life comics gags also came third with Apparently, one in five people. Chinese, and there are five people in my family, so it. Its either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho Chan Chu. But I think its Colin. Researchers compiled 1. Benny Hill, Bill Bailey and Tim Vine also feature, along with Michael Mc. Intyre and Sarah Millican. A. spokesman for paid for survey site 2. Brewarded. co. uk, which commissioned. Britain clearly has a great sense of humour. Many of the jokes in top 5. British comic legends. Gags from comedy geniuses such as Michael Mc. Intyre, Peter Kay and Tommy Cooper are all ranked highly. Funny lass Newcastles Sarah Millican left featured on the list at number 3. I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately shed popped her clogs Peter Kay. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off Tommy Cooper. Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. Its either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho Chan Chu. But I think its Colin Tommy Cooper. I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance Peter Kay. We are in the stickiest situation since sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun Rowan Atkinson. I can hear music coming out of my printer. I think the papers jammin again Unknown Origin. I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them Steve Martin. 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Are there any medium rappers Theyre always big or lil Unknown Origin. I like to play chess with bald men in the park, although its hard to find 3. Emo Phillips. 29. I saw a fat person wearing a sweatshirt with. My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with. She read hers out and there were no surprises. George Clooney. 2 Brad Pitt etc. I thought. Im a post modern vegetarian I eat meat ironically Bill Bailey. So I said to a Scotsman. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldnt find any Tommy Cooper. Last night, me and my girlfriend watched three DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the telly Tim Vine. My mother told me, you dont have to put anything in your mouth you dont want to. Watch Erasing Eden Online Erasing Eden Full Movie Online. Then she made me eat broccoli, which felt like double standards Sarah Millican. I picked up a hitchhiker. You gotta when you hit them Emo Phillips. I hate when Im on the treadmill and my hand accidentally hits the stop button and I have to get off and eat a bacon grilled cheese sandwich Unknown Origin. I went into a French restaurant and asked the waiter,. What do you call a sleepwalking nunA roamin Catholic Unknown Origin. I bought one of those anti bullying wristbands when they first came out. Vegetarians, if you love animals so much then why do you keep eating all their food How do you know when youre too drunk to drive When you swerve to miss a tree then realize it was your air freshener Kevin Hart. If your body is 9. Why cant you just have some crisps You know who really gives kids a bad name Posh and Becks Stewart Francis. A market researcher said. You know, I have Google, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts. Man and do you have lifeCould you send me a link Last week my mother in law fell into a wishing well, cant believe it actually worked Unknown Origin. Dyslexic man walks into a bra Unknown Origin. 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