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Korean Feature Films - Free - The Korean Film Archive has put on You. Tube over 1. 00 Korean feature films, including Im Kwon- taek’s Sopyonje and Hong Sangsoo's The Day the Pig Fell Into a Well. A bonanza for fans of Korean film. Movies in HD from Famed Russian Studio Mosfilm - Free - Includes films by Tarkovsky, Eisenstein and Kurosawa, plus Sergei Bondarchuk’s 1.

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Leo Tolstoy’s War and Peace. These all appear on Mosfilm's official You. Tube channel. A Farewell to Arms - Free - Gary Cooper and Helen Hayes star in a film based on famous novel by Ernest Hemingway. A Hunting Accident - Free - Soviet romantic drama directed by Emil Loteanu, adapted from Anton Chekhov's "The Shooting Party." It was entered into the 1. Cannes Film Festival. Click "CC" for titles. A Matter of Life and Death  - Free - Romantic fantasy film created by the British writing- directing- producing team of Michael Powell and Emeric Pressburger, and set in England during the Second World War.

It stars David Niven, Roger Livesey, Kim Hunter, Marius Goring and Raymond Massey. (1. A Song of Love - Free - The only film by playwright Jean Genet.

The erotic film was censored. A Star is Born - Free - Janet Gaynor portrays Esther Blodgett, a starry- eyed small town girl with a dream of making it big in Hollywood. Adventures of Robinson Crusoe - Free - The classic novel by Daniel Defoe gets adapted by the great Luis Buñuel.

Afonya - Free - Directed by Georgi Daneliya, this Soviet comedy film became an unexpected blockbuster. It's made available by the Russian film studio Mosfilm. Click "cc" to get subtitles. Alexander Nevsky - Free - A historical drama film directed by the great Russian filmmaker Sergei Eisenstein. Andrei Rublev – Part 1 – Part 2  - Andrei Tarkovsky film loosely based on the life of Andrei Rublev, the great 1. Russian icon painter. Film is made available by Mosfilm. Click "cc" to get subtitles.

Angel on My Shoulder - Free - A gangster comedy starring Claude Rains and Paul Muni. As You Like It - Free - It's Laurence Olivier's earliest Shakespeare performance on film. It's also the first feature- length British sound Shakespeare film. (1. Becky Sharp - Free - The first feature film to use three- strip Technicolor film, or, put differently, the first real color film. Blade Runner 2. 04.

Prequels - Three short official prequels for Blade Runner 2. Blade Runner story. One is shot by respected Japanese animator Shinichiro Watanabe. Breaking the Code - Free - A biography of the English mathematician Alan Turing, who was one of the inventors of the digital computer and one of the key figures in the breaking of the Enigma code.

Stars Derek Jacobi. Cannibal! The Musical - Free - Black comedy by Trey Parker and Matt Stone, the makers of South Park. Their very first feature film. Captain Kidd - Free- Charles Laughton and John Carradine star in film with drama on the high seas. Castello Cavalcanti - Free - Wes Anderson's short film takes place in a hamlet tucked away somewhere in Italy.

Features Jason Schwartzman, star of Anderson’s 1. Rushmore. (2. 01. Charade - Free - Cary Grant and Audrey Hepburn star in the best Hitchcock film that Hitchcock never made. Charade - Free - The film consists of three short stories starring James Mason and his wife Pamela Mason. Free - Five indie filmmakers adapt each other's dreams for the screen. The New Yorker's Richard Brody called it one of his favorite films at the 2. SXSW film festival.

Cold Sweat - Free - Charles Bronson, Liv Ullman, James Mason, and Jill Ireland star in this action packed movie about a ruthless drug runner who holds a man's family hostage. Crash: The Short Film - Free - Otherwise known as The Atrocity Exhibition, this pre- Cronenberg short film was directed by Harley Cokeliss and stars J. G. Ballard himself. Cyrano De Bergerac - Free - Michael Gordon's tale based on the classic French tale. Darwin - Free - 5. Charles Darwin by Peter Greenaway. Dersu Uzala - Free Part 1 - Part 2  - Made available on You.

Tube by Mosfilm, this Akira Kurosawa film won the 1. Oscar for Best Foreign Language Film. Click "CC" for subtitles.

Détour - Free - A short charming film shot by Michel Gondry purely on his i. Phone. (2. 01. 7)Diary - Free - Short film by Tim Hetherington (director of Restrepo) that reflects on his ten years of war reporting. Dinner for One - Free - A short comedy film that has become part of a New Year's Eve tradition in Germany and many other European countries. Once held the Guinness World Record for Most Frequently Repeated TV Program. Doodlebug - Free - One of Christopher Nolan's early short films.

Made in 1. 99. 7, released in 2. Dreams That Money Can Buy - Free - A surrealist film by Man Ray, Marcel Duchamp, Alexander Calder, Fernand Léger & Hans Richter. Duet for Cannibals - Free - A tale of emotional cannibalism by Susan Sontag.

A pair of psychological & sexual cannibals come close to devouring a younger couple. Eat, Sleep & Kiss - Free - Three silent anti- films by Andy Warhol.

Edgar Allan Poe’s the Raven - Free - Winner of the Best Short at the H. P. Lovecraft Film Festival, this film modernizes Poe's story, situating it in Hollywood 1.

End of the World - Free - After witnessing a man's death in a bizarre accident, Father Pergado goes on a spiritual retreat, where he encounters his alien double bent on world conquest. Sci- fi film stars Christopher Lee. Enthusiasm - Free - Dziga Vertov's masterpiece of early sound film, Enthusiasm deals with the Five Year Plan of the late 1. His goal was "to grasp the feverish reality of life in the Don Basin, to convey as true to life as possible its atmosphere of the clash of hammers, of train whistles, of the songs of workers at rest." In Russian.

Erotikon - Free - Directed by Czech filmmaker Gustav Machatý and starring Hedy Lamarr, the film was controversial in its time because it had nude scenes. It was the first non- pornographic movie to portray sexual intercourse and the female orgasm. Evidence - Free - From the maker of Koyaanisqatsi, a short film about kids watching cartoons (1. Fear and Desire - Free - An uncut print of Stanley Kubrick's "lost" early film.

Kubrick didn't like how his first film came out, so removed it from circulation. Fight for Your Right Revisited - Free - Adam Yauch commemorates the Beastie Boys’ legendary video for (You Gotta) Fight for Your Right (To Party!).

Elijah Wood, Danny Mc. Bride and Seth Rogen. Five Minutes to Live - Free - Amazing bank heist movie stars Johnny Cash, Vic Tayback, Ron Howard, and country music great, Merle Travis. Flamenco at 5: 1. Free - Oscar- winning short film about a flamenco dance class given to senior students.

Made available by the National Film Board of Canada. Franz Kafka's It's a Wonderful Life - Free - Directed by Peter Capaldi, the Oscar- winning short film shows Kafka, on Christmas Eve, struggling to come up with the opening line for his most famous work, The Metamorphosis. Freiheit - Free - The third short film George Lucas made while a film- school student at USC and the first with a narrative. From the Drain - Free - David Cronenberg‘s short film made while attending the University of Toronto. Geometria - Free - A ghoulish short film by Guillermo del Toro.

One of his earliest films that you can watch online. Ghost Train - Free - Classic ghostly comedy, starring Arthur Askey and based on the play by 'Dad's Army' actor Arnold Ridley.

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective (1. Quotes. [Aguado stomps on a cockroach to provoke Ventura]. Homicide, Ventura. Now how ya gonna solve that one?

Good question, Aguado. First, I'd establish a motive. In this case the killer saw the size of the bug's DICK, and became insanely jealous. Then I'd lose 3. 0 pounds.. Aguado. [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face- plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug]. Now, kiss and make up. Ace Ventura. [as Captain Kirk].

Captain's Log, stardate 2. We've.. traveled back in time to save an ancient species from.. SO FAR.. no.. signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it.

If I have to tear this universe another black hole, I'm going to find it. I've.. GOT TO, MISTER. Ace is standing in front of Lois who's in her underwear]. My esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino, has just brought some new evidence to my attention.

Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. But if I am mistaken.. Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to be.. I have *ever* seen! Lois around to reveal a bulge in her nether regions].

That's* why Roger Podacter is dead! He found Captain Winkie! Einhorn has kissed them]. We'll find the porpoise. Ace Ventura. [to Lt.

Einhorn]. Whew.. now I feel better. Watch The King And Four Queens Online. Course, that might not do any good you see nobody's missing a porpoise.

It's a dolphin that's been taken. The common harbor porpoise has an abrupt snout, pointed teeth and a triangular thoracic fin. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. But I'm sure you already knew that. That's what turns me on about 'cha, your attention to detail. Ace Ventura. [with a German accent]. How can I be getting zis vork done wit all de shouting?

Control de shouting? Reporter. Who's That? Ace Ventura. Heinz Getwellvet. I am trainer of dolphins.

You want to talk to de dolphin, you talk to me. Reporter. What happened to the *regular* trainer? Ace Ventura. Vat happened to him? Vat happened to me? Seven years I am wit Siegfried.

Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone. Reporter. Where is Snowflake? Ace Ventura. Why do you care about Snowflake? Do you know him? Does he call you at home? Do you have a dorsal fin? To train ze dolphin you must zink like ze dolphin!

You must be getting inside ze dolphin's head. I am saying to Snowflake, "Akay!. Akay Akay Akay?" und he is saying "AKay Akay!" und he is up on ze tail "Eeeeeeeeee!" und you can quote him! Roger Podacter. Alright, it's almost time for Coach Shula's press confrence, uh, lets let Heinz do his work?

Ace Ventura. [shooing reporters]. Go to de conference, go to it. Ace Ventura. This is double- paned sound- proof glass.

There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. The scream she heard came from inside the apartment before he was thrown over the balcony and the murderer closed the door before he left. Yes. Yes. Oh, yeah.

Can ya feel that, buddy? Huh? Huh? Huh? [mimics Tangina character from Poltergeist movie]. I have exorcised the demons.. Mr. Finkle. What do you know about Ray Finkle? Ace sucks in a huge breath of air]. Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1.

Stetson University honors graduate class of 1. NCAA Division One records, one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," the first and only pro- athlete ever to come out of Collier County and one hell of a model American.

Mr. Finkle. Are you another one of those "Hard Copy" guys? Ace Ventura. No sir, I'm just a very big Finkle fan.

This is my Graceland. Lois Einhorn. [after she finishes wrestling with Ace, to the surrounding police officers].

Shoot him! Shoot him! Emilio. Hold your fire! Melissa, gun to his head]. Don't shoot! Melissa. Put your guns down or this cop gets it. I mean it! [cocks revolver].

She's not joking! Lois Einhorn. [ignoring them]. He kidnapped Snowflake! He killed Roger Podator and was going to kill Dan Marino and meeeeee!

Ace Ventura. Ho ho ho Hooooooooooooo! Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. For instance, if you were to look up the NFL's "All Time Bonehead Plays," you might read about a Miami Dolphin kicker named Ray Finkle, who missed the 2. Super Bowl XVII. [takes deep breath]. What you wouldn't read about was how Ray Finkle lost his mind was committed to a mental hospital only to escape and join the police force under the assumed identity of a missing hiker manipulating his way to the top in a diabolical scheme to get even with Dan Marino for whom he blamed the entire thing! What the hell are you talking about?

Ace Ventura. SHE'S NOT LOIS EINHORN!, She's Ray Finkle, she's a man. Lois Einhorn. He's lying. SHOOT HIIIIMMM! Ace Ventura. Lt. Lois Einhorn and football player Ray Finkle, when he sees his dog's fur overlapping Finkle's hair in a photo]. What the.. That's it! Einhorn is Finkle! Finkle is Einhorn!

Einhorn is a man! Ace remembers how Einhorn kissed him and the pieces fall into place]. Oh, my GOD! Einhorn is a man! Ace heads to the bathroom to throw up]. Mr. Shickadance. Ventuuurrraaa. Ace Ventura. Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir.

You sounded like someone else. Mr. Shickadance. Never mind the wisecracks, Ventura.. Ace's face]. Mr. Shickadance. Ace Ventura. Mr. Shickadance, I told you - you're my first priority. I'm on a very big case right now. Check this out. [shows him a flyer]. That's a true Albino pigeon.

Some rich guy lost it. He's offering a $2. As soon as I find this bird, you're paid. Mr. Shickadance. I heard animals in there, Ventura. I heard 'em again this mornin' scratchin' around. Ace Ventura. I never bring my work home with me, sir. Mr. Shickadance. Oh yeah?

What's all this pet food for? Ace Ventura. Fiber. Ronald Camp. Who is he, a friend? Melissa. No, this is my date. He's a lawyer. Ronald Camp. Well, does he have a name, or should I call him "lawyer?" Melissa.

No, this is Ace.. Tom Ace. Ace Ventura. Tom Ace. Pleasure to meet you Sir and may I congradulate you on all your success..

TEREFFIC! I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at.. Stanford Law.. was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy, private homeowners. In fact, if one were so inclined, one could make quite a lucrative law practice on little else. How is everyone feeling tonight? Ronald Camp. Very, very well, thank you.

Lois Einhorn. Alright, Ventura. Make it quick. Ace Ventura. I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. It belonged to a 1. AFC Championship ring.

It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick. Blames the whole thing on Marino. We're talking mental institute escapee. I saw the guy's room.

Cozy if you're Hannibal Lecter! Melissa and Ace are reading news clippings about Ray Finkle].

Replacement Kicker Having a Great Year." "Ready For Super Bowl, All- Star Kicker Boasts." Ace Ventura. Field Goal Sails Wide. Dolphins Lose Super Bowl." Melissa. The "Kick Heard Round The World." That was Finkle. The Dolphins lost by one point. Ace lets out an impressed whistle.

Melissa flips to the next clipping, with a headline that reads "Finkle Contract Not Renewed."]. Poor guy. Ace Ventura. Poor guy with a motive, baby.

Riddle. I don't give a good goddamn about that fish. Fillet it and fast food it if'ya want'to. All I give a damn about's winning the Super Bowl.